~Mustache~

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Tue, 21 May 2013 18:06:07 +0200

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Tue, 21 May 2013 18:03:58 +0200

allthisandhips: Now all other cotton candy is just boring.

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:37:16 +0200

allthisandhips:

Now all other cotton candy is just boring.

shickalenia: dduane: dakotaaaa: thesuitsofwoah: gailsimone: ...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 17:08:34 +0200

shickalenia:

dduane:

dakotaaaa:

thesuitsofwoah:

gailsimone:

This made me laugh so dang hard.

that’s almost too cruel
almost

beautiful

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

booksdirect: “Do you really need a new book?”

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 22:27:24 +0200

booksdirect:

“Do you really need a new book?”

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Sat, 13 Apr 2013 17:22:11 +0200

123lee: Banksy.

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 17:10:30 +0200

123lee:

Banksy.

"Being powerful is like being a lady… if you have to tell people you are, you aren’t."

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 22:02:40 +0200

“Being powerful is like being a lady… if you have to tell people you are, you aren’t.””

- Margaret Thatcher (1925-2013)

Theory vs Practice

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 21:11:36 +0200

jtotheizzoe:

researchinprogress:

by rehmut

That pretty much captures it.

escapekit: Chromatic Typewriter Prints Tyree Callahan has...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 16:03:08 +0200

escapekit:

Chromatic Typewriter Prints

Tyree Callahan has recycled (or upcycled, perhaps) a classic 1937 Underwood typewriter by replacing letters with sponges soaked across the spectrum with bright yellows, reds, blues and combinations thereof.

the-hatred-machine: gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs: The amount of...

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 13:12:25 +0100

the-hatred-machine:

gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs:

The amount of fucks he is NOT giving on the last two gifs is astounding

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Sat, 23 Mar 2013 22:49:23 +0100

ramirezbundydahmer: Famous Last Words: Pardon me, sir. I did...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 18:48:20 +0100

ramirezbundydahmer:

Famous Last Words:

Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose. - Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine.

I can’t sleep. - J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. - Humphrey Bogart

I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct. - Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian

I live! - Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers.

Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me. - Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.

I am perplexed. Satan Get Out. - Aleister Crowley – famous occultist.

Now why did I do that? - General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.

Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’! - James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution

Bugger Bognor. - King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis.

It’s stopped. - Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse

LSD, 100 micrograms I.M. - Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death.

You have won, O Galilean. - Emperor Julian, having attempted to reverse the official endorsement of Christianity by the Roman Empire.

No, you certainly can’t. - John F. Kennedy in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting “You certainly can’t say that the people of Dallas haven’t given you a nice welcome, Mr. President.

I feel ill. Call the doctors. - Mao Zedong (Chairman of China)

Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here. - Nostradamus

Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around! - Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging.

Put out the bloody cigarette!! - Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark.

Please don’t let me fall. - Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government.

Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.

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Thu, 14 Mar 2013 18:23:49 +0100

Rest of the World: Kilometers

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 13:04:19 +0100

Rest of the World: Kilometers
America: No
Rest of the World: Celsius
America: No
Rest of the World: Daylight savings was last week
America: NO
Rest of the World: day month year
America: No

stevhotpockets: my-sexytardis: greatbritishcheese: maggiekealy...

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 18:31:49 +0100

stevhotpockets:

my-sexytardis:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

[via]

Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

rebageled

and LINSKYS and 0387830001 saw nothing.

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Mon, 04 Mar 2013 17:11:44 +0100

monsterandunicorn: 93044: This is the saddest commercial I’ve...

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 01:20:33 +0100

monsterandunicorn:

93044:

This is the saddest commercial I’ve ever seen in my life

JFC I ‘M CRYING~legit crying, when she looked over at her dad in the hospital I couldn’t help it anymore, jfc I’m crying so much~

"On one hand we want the world to be perfect but we don’t want to pay more tax. We want the..."

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:02:40 +0100

“On one hand we want the world to be perfect but we don’t want to pay more tax. We want the environment sorted and to keep our cars. No one can square these circles. […] We think that what’s wrong with the country is not us, but the person next to us. We prefer to say it’s the fault of some Scot who happens to be the Prime Minister – that’s just not the way the world works, in my view.”

- [x] (via fuckyeahstephenfry)

jazzfort: i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did I laughed...

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 22:46:18 +0100

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

I laughed so fucking hard.

GOSH

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

Japan…

THIS MADE MY NIGHT.